What did the hiker get after doing loads of meth in a thicket?
Answer: a nervous tick!
( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 22 May 2024, 5:07, Reply)

what do you get if you roll 5 dice up your fanny?
Twatzee!
(littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 20 May 2024, 12:49, 1 reply, 10 months ago)

What do get if you shove a cucumber, a lemon and some dill up your cunt?
Twatziki!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 19 May 2024, 17:19, 2 replies, latest was 10 months ago)

What is in rob manual’s wallet?
Ginger Bread
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 May 2024, 5:02, 2 replies, latest was 10 months ago)

The other day, I walked into a bar…
…completely missed the door.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 May 2024, 7:17, Reply)

The other day I heard a dreadful noise. It sounded like a cat was being tortured and dying. I was about to call animal control…
…then someone informed me that it was just Alanis Morissette singing.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 May 2024, 16:13, 4 replies, latest was 10 months ago)

What arachnid doesn't believe in God?
A heretick.
( Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 May 2024, 6:53, Reply)

When and Where was God born?
A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 May 2024, 20:45, Reply)

What does an alcoholic ghost say?
Boooooooze! \:O/
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 May 2024, 13:56, 3 replies, latest was 10 months ago)

It's well known that the founder of Bisto was also a theoretical physicist.
He came up with the theory of quantum gravyty.
( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 May 2024, 12:09, Reply)

What do you call an excessively syrupy Greek dip?
Schmaltziki
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 15 May 2024, 11:01, Reply)

What do you call inauthentic greek dip?
Erstatziki
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 May 2024, 0:39, 2 replies, latest was 10 months ago)

What do you call a Greek baby with microcephaly?
Tzatzika
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 11 May 2024, 14:53, Reply)

What is a Greek child's favourite game?
Hide and Tzatziki
( Octo I ruin everything., Sat 11 May 2024, 12:30, 2 replies, latest was 10 months ago)

On a Ragga Tip
by A. Baday-Bawadladie Day
(littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 8 May 2024, 19:04, Reply)

The B-B-B-Bay City Ro-Ro-Rollers
by by Baby Baby Good-Bye
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 8 May 2024, 15:51, 1 reply, 10 months ago)

How do bees celebrate?
With hive fives
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 8 May 2024, 1:01, Reply)

How do I Get into the Museum?
by A. Ticket
(littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 7 May 2024, 17:53, 1 reply, 10 months ago)

The French Quarter Pounder
by Roy L. Witchies
(littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 7 May 2024, 17:49, Reply)

But when it had an orgasm, was it just bee-coming?
And what did Sting make o' that!?
(Mr Science (in search of something original to put here), Mon 6 May 2024, 15:14, 1 reply, 10 months ago)

Why did the bee say, "B-U-Z-Z!"?
He was a spelling bee.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 May 2024, 22:55, Reply)

Frodo told the bee to just 'fuck off out of it!'
Which stung Sting to hear such a thing!
(Mr Science (in search of something original to put here), Sun 5 May 2024, 13:05, Reply)

Here is one I wrote 10 years or so ago
which would have been more suited to the 70s/80s. And as a homophonic pun works better said out loud.

I went to the library the other day and asked if they had any books on the famous French submariner and film maker Jacques Cousteau.

The assistant said "I don't know. Have you tried looking under C?"
(Dan Gordon, Fri 3 May 2024, 23:27, 2 replies, latest was 10 months ago)

A bee was stunned when stung by Sting, while on a stang, and it stung.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 May 2024, 16:17, Reply)

An aliteration allowing an exception?
Except every example each evidences epic environmental extrication eventually.
(Mr Science (in search of something original to put here), Fri 3 May 2024, 14:27, Reply)

Sting was perching on a stang while stung by Frodo's stunning Sting.

(Mr Science (in search of something original to put here), Fri 3 May 2024, 14:22, Reply)

Sting was stunned when a bee’s sting was stopped by Frodo’s Sting.
That would have stung.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 May 2024, 13:57, Reply)

The use of stang stung Sting's bee.

(Mr Science (in search of something original to put here), Fri 3 May 2024, 12:12, Reply)