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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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What did the Hollywood heart-throb say
when, after finding himself in a bit of bother with allegations of drink/drug problems and abusive relationships with women (rather like his co-star in a 2013 flop), he decided to take a break from acting to retrain as a pirate - but, on his first day on his new ship, he bashed his thumb with a carpentry tool while trying to reattach the foremast?
(, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 15:45, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
"Arrrrr! Me hammer!"

(, Thu 14 Jan 2021, 15:45, Reply)

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