I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
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* Don't steal jokes - write them
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* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Billy Idol once did a Misfits tribute act, but the posters for his first gig had a typo and no-one showed up.Undeterred, he was Danzig by himself.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:41, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
Billy Idol once worked as a business journalist for a national broadsheet. His best day ever was the exclusive interview he secured with the then boss of Virgin.He had Branson to himself.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:46, Reply)
Billy Idol once served as an RAF gunner during WWI.The scariest time was when his pilot passed out at mid air. Luckily Billy managed to somehow reach the controls and landed Dan's Sopwith himself.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:54, Reply)
Billy Idol was jealous of his friends as a kid.They all had expensive M.A.S.K. collections, with those cool looking transforming vehicles, but he had Manta Force himself.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 18:32, Reply)
Billy Idol is inexplicably very popular among reggae singers.So much so, that a number of them have named him sole beneficiary in their wills. For example, last year he got Pato Banton's wealth.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 18:57, Reply)
Billy Idol used to dress up for a department store Christmas grotto, to earn a bit of extra cash.One day a colleague phoned in sick, so Billy had to keep swapping back and forth between two costumes. He was Prancer and an elf.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 19:17, Reply)
Before his show at the Hammersmith Apollo Billy Joel popped into a nearby Tesco metro to pick up a pre-gig sandwich. On his way to the tills he spied Sam from Cheers perusing the cured pork products.He saw Danson by ham shelf.
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 19:35, Reply)
On that shelf were some cooked pork items that Billy Ray liked the look of, so he grabbed a couple of those too.Unfortunately when he got back, unpacked his food and went to tuck in, half the pastry was missing. He'd chosen pies without a base.
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 22:27, Reply)
Before he became a rock star, Billy Idol worked for Bensons, manufacturing beds.He was sacked because his workmanship was so shoddy, and they had to discard most of the shite bedding he'd made.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 8:28, Reply)
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