Why did the chicken cross the road?
There can be no ultimate cause in a meaningless universe, to search for one is futile, we simply witness a fragment of the space-time continuum that contains both us and the fowl crossing event, and then we die and the entity we think of as ourselves witnesses no more as it entropically decays, as does all matter until the heat death of the universe and the infinite nothingness.
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 13:04, 8 replies, latest was 4 years ago)

There can be no ultimate cause in a meaningless universe, to search for one is futile, we simply witness a fragment of the space-time continuum that contains both us and the fowl crossing event, and then we die and the entity we think of as ourselves witnesses no more as it entropically decays, as does all matter until the heat death of the universe and the infinite nothingness. STAR WARS
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 14:11, Reply)

Here's Tom with the weather.

(dribble, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 17:21, Reply)

that routine has aged a lot better
than his bit about eating out a teenage girl's pussy.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 18 Mar 2021, 21:52, Reply)

that regular Hicks bit that the reason black people smelled was so blind people could hate them as well likewise doesn't quite hit the mark of modern sensibilities
but you know, different times...
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 19 Mar 2021, 8:24, Reply)

Bill Hicks was an unfunny, tedious bore with shit dress sense.
I can see why you're a fan.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 19 Mar 2021, 9:31, Reply)

who said I was a fan?
I thought he was over-rated myself, which is why I was mocking him. christ I attract some shittrolls
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 19 Mar 2021, 12:24, Reply)

"Edgy before it was cool"

(dribble, Fri 19 Mar 2021, 13:00, Reply)

It's been a lot of years since I saw any of his stand-up,
but I can't say I remember that bit. Did you make it up?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 14:34, Reply)