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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Went to a fancy dress party recently.
I was described as being a "wolf in sheeps clothing" which is stupid as I was clearly dressed up as a cow.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Mon 23 Aug 2021, 16:55, 4 replies, latest was 4 years ago)
I feel like there's a middle missing from this joke.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:12, Reply)
And an end as I was only the front part of the cow.

(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:18, Reply)
From this, I surmise that you *couldn't* be milked.
I don't think I want to know if I'm wrong.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:31, Reply)
Ask my ex wife.

(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:40, Reply)

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