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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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How did young Emma pass the time during the long transatlantic voyage
Emma read a Camus
(Martin Anus, Wed 15 Sep 2021, 23:04, 1 reply, 4 years ago)
When she arrived, she put the canoe in squint so she had to come out and try again.
Emma re-dock anew.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Sep 2021, 8:18, Reply)
She was subsequently found to be a Soviet spy following an investigation by a certain buck-toothed camp comedian.
Emma Red, A. Carr knew.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Thu 16 Sep 2021, 10:20, Reply)
After she got home, she wed a wildebeest.
Em married a gnu.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Sep 2021, 10:53, Reply)
When she found out the former olympian kenyan runner was illiterate
she would keep him abreast of the latest news from the papers
Emma read to Kip Keino
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 11:29, Reply)

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