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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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I went to the doctor with a swelling in my bum.

"Hmmm," said the doctor, "that'll need to be operated on. Unfortunately, the waiting list for this procedure is 20 years."

"I don't think I can be that patient," I said.

"Now, now, don't put yourself down," the doctor replied. "Of course you can be. All you need to do is lie face down and let us do the rest."
(, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 16:25, 3 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

swelling penus
lol
(, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 18:35, Reply)

down up

OR YOUR STRIKETHROUGH DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE

lol
(, Thu 10 Mar 2022, 9:33, Reply)
penis lol

(, Thu 10 Mar 2022, 22:58, Reply)

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