I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
Read Latest | Highest Voted
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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I went to the doctor with a swelling in my bum.
"Hmmm," said the doctor, "that'll need to be operated on. Unfortunately, the waiting list for this procedure is 20 years."
"I don't think I can be that patient," I said.
"Now, now, don't put yourself down," the doctor replied. "Of course you can be. All you need to do is lie face down and let us do the rest."
( , Wed 9 Mar 2022, 16:25, 3 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
"Hmmm," said the doctor, "that'll need to be operated on. Unfortunately, the waiting list for this procedure is 20 years."
"I don't think I can be that patient," I said.
"Now, now, don't put yourself down," the doctor replied. "Of course you can be. All you need to do is lie face down and let us do the rest."
( , Wed 9 Mar 2022, 16:25, 3 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
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