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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
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* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 19:43, 61 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Which Transformer frustrates washerwomen?
Ironhide!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 19:55, Reply)
Which Transformer is Harry Webb's favourite pullover?
Cliffjumper!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 20:35, Reply)
What do Transformers call their specially-made giant ice lollies?
Ultra Magnums!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 20:38, Reply)
Randy + Savage
maybe yours will catch on
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 21:18, Reply)
Which Wella product range do Decepticons use to style their hair?
Robots don't have hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 22:47, Reply)
Which Decepticon Seeker would you likely encounter at a funeral?
None of them, they're too big to fit inside a church.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 9:53, Reply)
Which Transformer is a thing that happens at Na'vi football matches?
Bluestreak!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 9:58, Reply)
Which Transformer is a song by "Legs Stewart"?
Hot Rod
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 23 Apr 2022, 11:41, Reply)
What's a Triple Changer's favourite dog breed?
A Springer Spaniel!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 11:20, Reply)
What's Peter Parker's favourite Autobot?
Jazz!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 11:23, Reply)
Which is DI Regan's favourite Dinobot?
Slag
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 11:32, Reply)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 12:08, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 22:47, Reply)
What does Unicron say after he verifies someone's age at the front gate of Alton Towers?
Proceed, on your way to Oblivion
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 11:36, Reply)
Who's always inconsiderate to his fellow Headmasters?
Thoughtless Maximus
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 22:27, Reply)
Which Decepticon is a load of buffet cars joined together?
Gastrotrain
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 9:35, Reply)
Which Transformer shat himself?
Skids
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 12:10, Reply)
Which Decepticon keeps falling over his own tail?
Tripticon
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 13:15, Reply)
Why did no-one ever discover the Transformer hiding inside the Freddie Mercury suit?
He was a great Pretender
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 13:23, Reply)
Where do the Autobots go for breakfast eggs?
Scramble City
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 13:25, Reply)
Which Decepticon goes round assaulting Dadaist filmmakers?
Cocteau-punch
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 14:07, Reply)
Which Autobot smells of piss?
Weespray
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 14:10, Reply)
Which Triple Changer is Darude's favourite?
He doesn't like any of them
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 14:47, Reply)
What's the cannibalistic Australian Galvatron's favourite Seeker Sandwich?
Coronation Starscream?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 18:38, Reply)
This is bad comedy

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 18:44, Reply)
Which Autobot is always bad tempered?
Arsey
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 19:04, Reply)
Which Technobot hates cream teas?
Nosecone
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 19:07, Reply)
How do Nebulan pigs know how to behave?
They just follow the Stylor
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 21:07, Reply)
Which darts player has an A-10 Thunderbolt vehicle mode?
Phil The Powerglide
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 22:40, Reply)
What do you call a rubbish Transformers copy?
Dire Clone
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 0:05, Reply)
What is Stan Bush's favourite part of a rugby field?
The touch
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 10:04, Reply)
Who's the Gallagher brothers' least favourite Autobot?
Blurr
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 10:30, Reply)
Which part of the COVID-19 pandemic did Transformers enjoy the least?
The Circuit Breaker
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 10:36, Reply)
What's the name for the vast accumulated records of all Transformer mistakes ever made?
Blunderbase
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 15:27, Reply)
Which combiner is a caped hero delivering electricity all around Europe?
SuperE.ON
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 18:36, Reply)
Which Minibot carries around a bag of glue?
Huffer
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 23:11, Reply)
Which Combiner gradually reveals himself to be male?
Drag Strip
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 10:22, Reply)
Which Transformer group is good with BBC computers?
The Micromasters
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 13:21, Reply)
Which Minibot puts gerbils up his bum
Geres
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 18:23, Reply)
Which terrible horror movie has a giant body part attacking the head office of an insurance company?
MORE TH>N meets "The Eye"
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 22:12, Reply)
Which Minibot wants some money from you every time there's a hurricane?
Windcharger
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 23:32, Reply)
Which Decepticon Seeker is piloted by a sheep?
Ramjet
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 23:58, Reply)
What did Scourge do when his chimney was blocked?
He got the Sweeps to take a look at it
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 18:29, Reply)
Which computer played a mechanic in the Star Wars sequels?
Kellytran I
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 19:45, Reply)
Which Motown trio loved expensive watches?
The Omega Supremes
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 19:50, Reply)
Which Headmaster won't stop listening to Cool For Cats?
Squeezeplay
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 20:01, Reply)
Which Transformer can disguise himself as a Central Perk coffee cup?
Friendsy
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 21:43, Reply)
Which Autobot leader has four arms and four legs?
Octopus Prime
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 21:44, Reply)
Nok nok nok nok nok
Who's there?
BlackZarak with an erection
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 11:56, Reply)
How did the Decepticon Tapes hidden on the Moon get discovered?
Buzzsaw them
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 12:03, Reply)
Which Junkion appeared in Jurassic Park?
Crapheap
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 12:48, Reply)
Which Minibot did Mr Micawber work for?
'Umblebee
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 19:44, Reply)
Which cyborg bounty hunter stands in your garden?
Death'shed
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 21:44, Reply)
Which Seeker is obsessed with Y-fronts?
Undercracker
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 1 May 2022, 9:38, Reply)
Which Seeker is a lion watching Netflix?
Scarstream
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 1 May 2022, 10:57, Reply)
Something about the library having multiple copies of Let's Get Ready To Rhumble back in the day
Psyche loaners
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 1 May 2022, 11:08, Reply)
Which Constructicon is good on "the decks"?
Mixmaster
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 1 May 2022, 11:14, Reply)
Who has Jonathan as his head, Kevin as his body, Bill and Rolf as his legs, and Jimmy and Rowan as his arms?
Predaking
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 1 May 2022, 11:55, Reply)
Which Decepticon car has diarrhoea all the time?
Runnymuck
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 1 May 2022, 20:17, Reply)
Which Insecticon will sell you pork?
Chop Shop
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 1 May 2022, 21:51, Reply)
Which Autobot is comprised of flying sausages?
Sky Links
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 1 May 2022, 23:39, Reply)
Which Triple Changer enjoys sailing round Norfolk on the 15th of March?
Broads Ides
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 2 May 2022, 9:43, Reply)
What did the French President start calling himself after getting a higher education?
Unicron
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 3 May 2022, 10:35, Reply)
What does an Autobot Land Rover make his signature artisan bread out of while he's watching Mike Judge comedies?
Brawn Dough
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 23:02, Reply)

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