Did you hear that US Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh
nearly drowned under suspicious circumstances recently?

It was particularly suspicious because he was traveling in a dinghy on very shallow water at the time.

They're saying he just couldn't decide row vs. wade.
( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 10:11, 3 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Did you hear that US Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh
couldn't tell which tasted fishier out of a tin of caviar and Deadpool's willy?

It was particularly suspicious because he was alternating eating spoonfuls of caviar and sucking the Marvel superhero's cock.

They're saying he just couldn't decide roe vs. Wade.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 8:37, Reply)

Did you hear that US Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh
Was found surrounded by mutilated deer carcasses, balancing their genitals on the scales of justice.

He was frantically making notes and mumbling under his breath "this can't be right it doesn't make any sense."

They're saying he just couldn't decide roe vee weight.
(Martin Anus, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 21:15, Reply)

Did you hear that US Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh
Struck up an unlikely correspondence with a retired British tennis player.

Brett wanted to know whether Roger Federer would be playing at the upcoming Wimbledon championships and asked if his PenPal could use her contacts in the game to divine Federer's intentions.

Brett's epistolary companion responded "Unfortunately no one knows whether Roger will play."

"They're saying he just couldn't decide" wrote V. Wade.
(Martin Anus, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 18:42, Reply)