I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
Read Latest | Highest Voted
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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What do you call a tennis player who typically has sexual relations with one gender, but is curious about having sex with a different gender?
Bi-Kyrgios.
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Bi-Kyrgios.
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I'm bike-curious.
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By Cure, iOS.
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By Cure, iOS.
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( , Tue 12 Jul 2022, 1:59, Reply)
Roger Pederast
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( , Tue 12 Jul 2022, 10:01, Reply)
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( , Wed 13 Jul 2022, 7:59, Reply)
Raphael Nadow
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