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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Thomas the Tank Engine rolls into a bar...
The barman says "I'm not serving you, you're steaming already."

(Apologies etc, my kids loved making these up with me)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 14:00, 2 replies, latest was 1 year ago)
a shit, a nose, and an eyeball walk into a bar.
The shit asks for three pints, but the barman refuses, saying "you're steaming, he's off his face, and he's out of his skull'.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2023, 14:59, Reply)

I'm not serving you, you're steaming already How do you intend to even lift a glass, you have no limbs
(, Sat 25 Mar 2023, 11:36, Reply)

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