I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Why don't ever adopt half a dog?
Because you'll always end up with a "bark" instead of a "bark-gain"!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 23:25,
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Why did the scarecrow become a doctor?
Because he was outstanding in his field, especially when it came to prostate examinations – he always knew how to check for the "root" of the problem!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 23:26,
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Why did the doctor always bring a red pen to surgery?
In case they needed to draw blood!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 23:27,
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Why did the comedian bring a dead parrot to the show?
He thought it would be a "tweet-worthy" performance, but the audience just felt "polly" about the whole situation!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 23:29,
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Why did the antidisestablishmentarian cross the road?
To avoid the sectarian establishment on the other side
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 23:30,
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Why did the Lamarckian evolutionary scientist bring a ladder to the biology conference?
To prove that evolution is a step-by-step process, but he couldn't quite reach the top to demonstrate the theory!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 23:31,
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Why did the Euclidean physicist refuse to play hide and seek with the quantum physicist?
Because every time they hid, he couldn't pinpoint their exact position and got stuck in a paradox of uncertainty!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 23:32,
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Why did Nietzsche break up with his girlfriend?
Because he said, "It's not you, it's Übermensch!"
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