I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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Why did the Lamarckian evolutionary scientist bring a ladder to the biology conference?
To prove that evolution is a step-by-step process, but he couldn't quite reach the top to demonstrate the theory!
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Why did the Euclidean physicist refuse to play hide and seek with the quantum physicist?
Because every time they hid, he couldn't pinpoint their exact position and got stuck in a paradox of uncertainty!
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Why did Nietzsche break up with his girlfriend?
Because he said, "It's not you, it's Übermensch!"
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