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This is a question I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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A Qatari businessman's private jet crashed over the Swiss alps
The lone survivor of the crash, he lasted 6 days before resorting to butchering and eating the body of the deceased female flight attendant. He ultimately died of starvation because he refused to eat one portion of her body. Which portion of her body did he refuse to eat and why?
(, Tue 7 Nov 2023, 22:19, 6 replies, latest was 1 year ago)

it was "her arm"
(, Tue 7 Nov 2023, 22:20, Reply)
depends on his pronounciation, I suppose.

(, Wed 8 Nov 2023, 12:28, Reply)
her asshole because he was using it to hold the napkins

(, Wed 8 Nov 2023, 12:54, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/post2634208
(, Wed 8 Nov 2023, 12:29, Reply)
how do I retract my joke on this site

(, Wed 8 Nov 2023, 21:26, Reply)
gaz mongy

(, Thu 9 Nov 2023, 8:14, Reply)

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