I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
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* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
Just got myself a Luton Airport Advent Calendar
Every day i open a door, a car park bursts in flames.
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FrenchBoast, Wed 15 Nov 2023, 22:31,
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latest was 10 months ago)
best one yet
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 16 Nov 2023, 11:07,
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Still doesn't make sense though, the fire didn't start because somebody opened a door.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 16 Nov 2023, 13:21,
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Sounds like you know a bit too much about how the Luton Airport car park fire started
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Nov 2023, 18:33,
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I was in Italy getting married on the date it happened,
so I have lots of witnesses and documentary evidence.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 17 Nov 2023, 10:23,
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If you're going to create a fake alibi at least try to make it believable
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Nov 2023, 20:18,
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I WAS HAVING A WANK, OK
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 17 Nov 2023, 22:43,
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I'm so up on the news I didn't even know that there had been a fire at Luton Airport
I thought it was a non-sequiteur
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sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 16 Nov 2023, 23:14,
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I also had to look it up, which is how I know it wasn't a door
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 17 Nov 2023, 10:18,
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