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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Feeling Suicidal?
Become a Space X Test Pilot today!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Nov 2023, 17:22, 10 replies, latest was 1 year ago)
0 people have ever died riding on a SpaceX rocket.
Other than that your joke works really well, congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 27 Nov 2023, 13:46, Reply)
I understand the facts.
Just providing a helpful service for the suicidal.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Nov 2023, 2:21, Reply)
this is true, working for Musk would certainly push anyone over the edge.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 28 Nov 2023, 9:11, Reply)
SpaceX test pilots Bob Behnken and Doug Hurley
are both still alive and perfectly sane, but sure.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 2 Dec 2023, 15:05, Reply)
Yeah I'm sure you understand, since you wrote such an accurate joke.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 2 Dec 2023, 15:04, Reply)
Accuracy is by far the most important aspect of successful joke-writing.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 14:42, Reply)
Once again you‘ve proven yourself to be a complete bore.

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 0:32, Reply)
You could have made the joke about Virgin Galactic and then it would have made sense,
but instead you chose a company which has famously never killed anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 15:56, Reply)
That’s not the point of the joke though.
You’re waaaaaay overthinking this….jeeesh! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 22:06, Reply)
It doesn't have a point.
It's not even a joke. I don't think you could even explain it.

I just read back through your stuff here... stick to Photoshop. It's just embarrassing. My cringe muscles ache, so I am off for a rest now, bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 15:32, Reply)

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