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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Nobody says "melartonin", you fucking spaz.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 11:11, 1 reply, 6 months ago)
no-one says melaytonin either
R is pronounced like 'ah' which is closest to the 'uh' of melatonin
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 11:52, Reply)
Maybe, but there's an R in it.
That's a bigger problem than the vowel sound for me, makes it sound like the speaker is having a stroke or something. On reflection, O is my choice.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 12:13, Reply)

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