I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
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* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
Read Latest | Highest Voted
( , Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Anyone here ever swum with dolphins?
I have, and it was one of the most amazing, magical, transcendental experiences of my life.
It was in 2003 off the coast of Fernando de Noronha Island in Brazil. It was a gloriously hot day and we took a boat out onto the sparkling blue waves and waited until a pod of three dolphins appeared. Eduardo, our guide, told us that this particular pod always came and loved swimming with people.
As I lowered myself into the cool ocean they swam up to me and butted me gently with their bottle noses. I was a bit scared but soon overcame this - they were gentle, playful creatures, you really got a sense of their intelligence.
We swam out from the boat some ten metres below the surface and they glided around us with such grace it took my breath away.
More than that - as I swam I felt I had a real, strong connection with the dolphins. I experienced deep communion, a bond between mammals, a sublime pooling of consciousnesses. Yes - we really clicked.
( , Sat 25 May 2024, 10:14, 5 replies, latest was 5 months ago)
I have, and it was one of the most amazing, magical, transcendental experiences of my life.
It was in 2003 off the coast of Fernando de Noronha Island in Brazil. It was a gloriously hot day and we took a boat out onto the sparkling blue waves and waited until a pod of three dolphins appeared. Eduardo, our guide, told us that this particular pod always came and loved swimming with people.
As I lowered myself into the cool ocean they swam up to me and butted me gently with their bottle noses. I was a bit scared but soon overcame this - they were gentle, playful creatures, you really got a sense of their intelligence.
We swam out from the boat some ten metres below the surface and they glided around us with such grace it took my breath away.
More than that - as I swam I felt I had a real, strong connection with the dolphins. I experienced deep communion, a bond between mammals, a sublime pooling of consciousnesses. Yes - we really clicked.
( , Sat 25 May 2024, 10:14, 5 replies, latest was 5 months ago)
It woz me wot started the 'I hope dr skagra dies in a fire' bandwagon
( , Wed 29 May 2024, 11:14, Reply)
( , Wed 29 May 2024, 11:14, Reply)
One more thing...
If you are going to get swimming with dolphins, I must warn you it's rather expensive.
But not as expensive as swimming with sharks.
That's an arm and a leg.
Thank you I'm here all week etc.
XXXXXXXXX
( , Thu 30 May 2024, 16:21, Reply)
If you are going to get swimming with dolphins, I must warn you it's rather expensive.
But not as expensive as swimming with sharks.
That's an arm and a leg.
Thank you I'm here all week etc.
XXXXXXXXX
( , Thu 30 May 2024, 16:21, Reply)
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