I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Waiter: The burger comes with your choice of salad or french friesDavid Beckham: Neither, please.
Waiter: ???
Referee: He is off sides.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 5:48,
2 replies,
latest was 8 months ago)
Chef: What's wrong with you?Cook: I'm confused, Beckham keeps putting in orders for something in white with blue piping that stops a couple of inches above the knee.
Beckham: I thought you said you were the short order cook
(, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 13:47, Reply)
Beckam: I'd like the platter for one please.Chef: For one? I thought he was dining with Georgia Toffolo.
Maître d': 'E 'as been sans Toff.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 11:25, Reply)
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