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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Waiter: The burger comes with your choice of salad or french fries
David Beckham: Neither, please.
Waiter: ???
Referee: He is off sides.
(, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 5:48, 2 replies, latest was 2 hours ago)
Chef: What's wrong with you?
Cook: I'm confused, Beckham keeps putting in orders for something in white with blue piping that stops a couple of inches above the knee.

Beckham: I thought you said you were the short order cook
(, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 13:47, Reply)
Beckam: I'd like the platter for one please.
Chef: For one? I thought he was dining with Georgia Toffolo.
MaƮtre d': 'E 'as been sans Toff.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2024, 11:25, Reply)

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