You might be a redneck, if:
You might be a redneck if you pee outside more than 3 times a week. Twice for women.
(danalan Pretty good, for an amateur., Tue 21 Oct 2025, 0:56, 4 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)

I think these diagnostic criteria require a lot more evidence to support them before they can be incorporated into national guidelines.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 9:33, Reply)

That's exactly what a redneck would say

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Oct 2025, 17:34, Reply)

is this an American thing?
I piss outside frequently because it's good for the compost and dissuades cats from my garden, but I'm tediously middle class
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 10:30, Reply)

To assist with further research into this topic, please complete the following questionnaire.
1. How many times per week do you urinate outside?
2. On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being male, 10 being female) what is your gender?
3. On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being white with a pinkish hue, 10 being scarlet) how red is your neck?

Once we've reached 10,000 responses, we'll crunch the numbers.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 11:39, Reply)