Cassandra and Rodney were enveloped in a passionate kiss.
Cassandra broke from the moment.
"There's a condom in the drawer," she said.
"But... we... oh, bladdy hell," replied Rodney.
Rodney opened the top drawer and picked out a condom. Just as he began to unwrap it, the door swung open.
It was Del Boy, Mike, Grandad, Uncle Albert, Trigger, Boyce and Denzel.
"What choo playin' at, Rodney, you plonker?" blasted Del.
Rodney scrambled to cover himself and Cassandra.
"What the bladdy hell are you lot doing here?" Rodney shot back.
"You are a plonker, Rodders," said Del.
Boyce gazed down at Rodney's crotch. "Plonker is being a little generous, I think," Boyce said.
They all laughed.
"Oi, you leave little Rodney alone," interjected Grandad, "It's not his fault he inherited the Trotter baby cock."
They all laughed again, even Del Boy. It suddenly dawned on Del that Grandad was also talking about him.
Boyce noticed Del stopped laughing and laughed at him.
"Alright, Dave?" Trigger piped up.
"I was until you lot turned up," replied Rodney.
"Having a round of toast, were ya, Dave?"
"Ere, during the war..." Uncle Albert pipped. Everyone rolled their eyes as he continued. "We didn't have rubbers, so we used baking paper..."
( $$ ✅, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 14:49, 2 replies, latest was 19 hours ago)

And then what happened?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:27, Reply)

vaginal penetration

( $$ ✅, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:41, Reply)