Lars Ulrich decides it’s time to make amends with Dave Mustaine.
‘I’ll cook him some nice spaghetti’ he thinks.
But Lars doesn’t know how to make pasta so he does a quick internet search and finds a video of a Swedish chef which looks good.
‘That chef looks a bit weird - like he’s made of felt’ he thinks, ‘but what the hell.’
Lars invites a slightly suspicious Dave over and starts to make the spaghetti.
Dave arrives, feeling hopeful of reconciliation, but still a little wary.
‘What have you got for me, Lars-y boy?’
Lars puts the plate down infront of Dave with a flourish.
‘Spaghetti!’ He says, with a questionable Italian accent.
Dave looks down at the dish. It doesn’t look great, but Lars is trying his best so he picks up his fork and scoops up a mouthful.
The moment it enters his mouth he is overwhelmed by a disgusting flavour, and the spaghetti tries to strangle him!
‘What the hell is this, Lars!’ Dave gurgles around the spaghetti.
‘I thought you’d like it, Dave. It’s the Pasta Of Muppets!’
(Bocboy, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 11:42, 1 reply, 5 days ago)

Fucking hell.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 30 Dec 2025, 17:38, Reply)