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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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I once saw what looked like an enormous Winton, I took a picture of it and it got in the local paper
Experts said it was a big Dale
(, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 13:09, 6 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
was it an irish paper?

(, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 13:36, Reply)
I checked to make sure I got his name right and found out he died ages ago, Dale Wintoff, rip

(, Tue 21 Apr 2026, 23:32, Reply)
The most 1996 thing that happened in 1996
was going to see Trainspotting in the cinema, and Dale Winton's unexpected cameo as the host of a hallucinated HIV-themed quiz show
(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 6:55, Reply)

In a 2016 op-ed for the Conservative Woman website, he revealed his interest in American politics, expressing his disappointment over Mitt Romney's loss of the 2012 US presidential election. He described Donald Trump's candidacy announcement for the 2016 US presidential election as "car crash TV", but added that Trump was "truly authentic".
(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 6:57, Reply)
tl;dr: apparently Dale Winton was a fucking stupid fucking cunt.

(, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 8:18, Reply)
Dale Winton: Conservative Woman

(, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 11:33, Reply)

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