The worst thing i did to my sister was existed...
When my mother bought me home from hospital shortly after my birth the first thing my 2 year old sister did after seeing me was smack me in the face!

When I was 4 my sister packed some of my clothes in an old bag and told me (whilst ushering me out of the front door) that my parents didn't love me anymore and that I had to leave (I kid you not!!!)

Every time my dad went to the barbers me and my sister would get a bag of sweets for sitting and waiting patiently for him. My sister always suggested a race, the winner being who could eat their sweets the fastest. I always won, but had to put up with her slowly eating her sweets for the next 8 hours and with each one rubbing it in how I didn't have any sweets left!

She really was an expert in mental torture. Still me and the bitch get better now!!
(The Duke of Pontefract, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 13:01, Reply)