My sister, not me doing the injuring
Once, while younger I was chasing my sister through the house after she decided to smash 2 of my favourite model aircraft (I was 10 at the time, so give me a break). After running through the open patio doors, my sister then decided to slam them shut. On my FINGERS. This smashed all the fingers in my left hand, causing them to wobbly around, swell and me to scream like hell. After going to casualty, having them pulled about (they had to make sure they were broken, couldn't take the hint that they were all going in different directions), morphine to releive the pain, and then surgery to put them back together again, my mother then had a go at me for chasing her.

I've never forgiven either of them.
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