What she did to me...
...After tormenting my sister one too many times, she turned round and hit me in the face with one of those walking sticks full of sweets that you get in seaside resorts.. We were in a small amusement arcade in Newquay at the time.

Initially I was fine, if a little achey... Then the pain hit and I realised she had dethroned one of my teeth. I hadn't swallowed it... But it had fell on the floor. Looking down I was greeted with the site of an entire pack of salted peanuts that some kind soul had spilt earlier that day.

When your 8 years old and crying in pain peanuts look a lot like teeth. Half an hour I searched panicking thinking I'd lost my 50p off the tooth fairy. Never did find it.
( beefandcheese, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 15:23, Reply)