She deserves it all...
When my sister and I were little I dyed her favourite dolls hair green and pierced many of its body parts, tied another one to a stake in the garden and sacrificed it, put moths in her bed, told her she was adopted, and distracted my mum while she was cutting her hair so my sis ended up with a squint fringe and looked like a boy. Recently I hid her make up, threw all her underwear into a tree in the front garden and clamped a bulldog clip on her nose which left marks on it for a week, and we still give each other wedgies...ah fun times
(Waxing an owl, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:54, Reply)