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My younger brother (I'm still six years older than him) once found a gum shield. Not that it was revolting enough that he put it in his mouth (after a rinse under the tap), he then asked me to punch him in the mouth to 'test it'.

Naturally, I was apprehensive about this "Are you sure" etc. so I popped him one and not realising my own strength, sent him flying across the room resulting in him being sprawled out over the bed.

Luckily, he wasn't hurt and we both proceeded to piss ourselves laughing afterwards!

I don't know if that was the worst thing I've done to him, as that might be the time I tied him to the back garden gate and stuffed a vinegar-soaked sponge into his mouth.
(Green-Alsatian, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 23:41, Reply)