Injured SiblingsMy sister and I were always fighting. She's still got a large chunk of pencil lead embedded in her hand from where I stabbed her once. What's the worst you've done to your siblings?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 12:46)
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Cousin rivalryAlthough my sister did stab me in the face (not arse) cheek with a pen when I was 5, leaving a dimple to this day, we did do a number on our cousins.
They were both male, about 15 and have to better than the other. We get fed up of this over the years and decide the ultimate contest - who has the biggest cock? It takes some convincing by my sister and they have to be erect. Some hand slaps by them both later, they present. But my sister has a surprise for both of them - as they're proudly stood to attention, she showers the specimens with Brut 33. Then we watched an unexpected contest - who could get to the sink first with their burning member? Eeejits...
(, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:41, Reply)
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