Injured SiblingsMy sister and I were always fighting. She's still got a large chunk of pencil lead embedded in her hand from where I stabbed her once. What's the worst you've done to your siblings?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 12:46)
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Baby Bouncer GBHI've no recollection of this but my sister insists this is gospel; Apparently I took the horizontal iron bar out of my baby bouncer, while my dad watched (in rapt curiosity) and smashed her square in the pus with it, full pelt.
It burst a vessel under her eye and she screamed like a banshee with blood pissing from her face, at which point I freak and start crying. My dad picks me up and does the parental comfort thing to shut me up leaving my sister haemmoraging into the carpet.
Haha. Frankly, I'm amazed we still speak to each other. She got me back years later by pinning me to the living room floor (think Typewriter) and battering me around the face and head with a nearby poker.
(, Sat 20 Aug 2005, 1:05, Reply)
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