The child of Satan
Apparently, between the ages of 3 and 11 I was the child of Satan and would make life a living hell for my older brother and sister.

- I once threw and dart at my brother which went through the skin between his fingers, he pulled it out and there was no real damage.
- I pushed him onto a chair and made him dislocate his finger, luckily he had the SAS survival hand book and managed to put it back in again.
- When i was 6 i saw him in the shower (he was 12) i then proceeded to tell my family and their friends that he has 'hair on his winky'
- I threw a pen knife at my sisters feet which got wedged in the floorboards in between her small toe and the next one along.
- I used to just up and down on her in the back of the car so she now has back problems.
- I also laughed when my dad fell into hippo and crocodile infested water and we thought he had died, but it think that was just shock!
(camel, Sat 20 Aug 2005, 11:19, Reply)