It wasn't always my fault,
but my sister has been injured quite a lot.
Some of the injuries she's sustained partly or entirely through my doing:


- We were playing in the bathroom - she slipped in the bath and bit a chunk out of her tongue

- I pushed her out of a tree and she got a very deep cut from a branch she landed on.

- I hit a wardrobe in frustration and it fell on her.

- I slammed a door in her face and knocked her out.

- I pretended to punch her (to scare her) and slipped, hitting her square in the nose.

- I threw a piece of toast at her and it hit her in the eye - cue breadcrumbs in eye and a lot of screaming.

- I scalded her by knocking a boiling pot noodle onto her. (serves her right for eating that crap!)

She did get back at me once though, by knocking me out with a hockey stick.
(once_upon_a_time, Sun 21 Aug 2005, 12:39, Reply)