Evil big brother
Have had a fairly chequered past in the injury department, usually involving my big bruvva.

When 3 years old I decided to stick my finger in the door of the loo whilst my sibling was inside - top of finger comes off..woo (it got stitched back on and works great btw)..yay!

Age 8 - backgarden (the scene of many injuries) playing darts with me holding a small mattress as dart board and my brother throwing darts at me...you know it made sense...dart lands in my leg..50 points...super!

At tender age of 10 watching brother chipping golf balls in local park, got too close and wore a pitching wedge in the eye - nice!

Age 12 Playing rugby 1 on 1 in back garden with brother again - make flying leap for tryline (washing line in this case) brother dives i put out my arm to break fall - breaking arm instead...12 weeks in plaster - I did score tho...Hurrah!

Age 15 Playing pretend fighting in living room with said brother - accidental stiff arm to the face in rushing move - broken nose (had to wear silly bandage thingy on face - everyone laughed...Yes!

Haven't had an accident since - i live 2000 miles from my brother these days!

Apologies for length and i'm told, girth.
(Dogzilla, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 13:45, Reply)