Sister breaks my ribs but apparantly it's my fault!
My sister and I never get on even to this day but one day she got the better of me. One day we were arguing over some minor things when I leant through the serving hatch from our kitchen into the dining room to smack the annoying little turd. However upon reaching through she hung onto a very skinny me and pulled me clean through onto the floor where she kicked me repeatedly in the ribs with her little shoes on until she broke two of my ribs. What hurts more is mum and dad still didn't have any sympathy even when we got the x-rays back. Apparantly I shouldn't have provoked her! Still I got through uni and she dropped out like a loser! Ha!
(McBollocks stop being so fucking pretentious., Tue 23 Aug 2005, 14:43, Reply)