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My sister and I were always fighting. She's still got a large chunk of pencil lead embedded in her hand from where I stabbed her once. What's the worst you've done to your siblings?

(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 12:46)
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my tounge
so umm yeah i was a little 3 year old running around the house, pissing off my up the duff mum, when my brother found it funny to trip me up.

Fair enough you'd say but as i fell i bit my tounge almost clean off, just a little flappy bit saved it.

And what did my brother say when my mum entered the room to find two of her sons covered in blood laughing like dicks and the other with a face like he'd been going down on a lady with a heavy flow problem?

"it wasn't me, he tripped on the hover wire"

what a lying fuck the hover wasn't even in the room!

and all i got was a nice den in my tounge.
(, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 17:35, Reply)

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