Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Woooo!In your face everyone else!
A while back after a heavy night drinking myself and my mate were walking home when we came to one of those junctions that have a crossing a few yards away from the corner and metal fencing on the corners (to stop drunk people falling into the cars).
One of the fences was broken so I went around it whilst my friend walked all the way up to the crossing, while I was laughing he called out "You always have to be difficult don't you?" To which I replied, loudly and in front of several groups of lads
"No - I'm easy!"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:16,
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In your face!This'll be the second time this morning that I use the word "bukkake", then...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:29,
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FirstAnd a story!
Not like the usual morons!
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ThanksI do pride myself on being an unusual moron
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:56,
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You missed outon saying
Woooo!
I come first!
In your face everyone!
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