Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
guilty pleasure
posting 15 weeks late
sorry
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:20,
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Have you ever seen a dead body?
This joke perhaps?
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:23,
closed)
mainly do it to annoy
al or bert, whoever had been doing it for the first 12 weeks
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:24,
closed)
This actually made me laugh
quite an unreasonable amount
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Stevie Ruggling, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:09,
closed)
*Yawns*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:56,
closed)