Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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ReemingJust thought of another (not me this time). I have a friend who works in the wilds Aberdonia for the oil industry. Whilst in a meeting the were discussing purchasing a Rhinoceros Reemer (some sort of drilling doo-dah). When she (who was fairly new in her job) asked what this was for the response was a straight faced ‘It’s for reeming big holes’. Fnar!!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:56, 2 replies)
Reaming toolsI'm currently working on a reaming tool that's failing due to premature activation.
There's loads to work with up here in the hole opening tool industry.
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Ahhh!That's why she is so happy in her job. The dirty fiend!
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:45, closed)
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