Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Remember Brian Johnston's famous quotewhen commentating on England v West Indies in the 80s?
"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey".
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:42,
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I have barely suppressed a laugh.Fortunately no one else in the office has noticed that I'm struggling to contain my mirth*. Click.
*It could be dangerous if it was released all over the office...
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And the bit about getting his leg over (was it Beefy?)But I find Johnners' uncontrollable giggling funnier than the original punnery...
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Test Match Specialhas never been the same since.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:46,
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this was the best commentry ever......the beefy leg over was also great as they couldn't speak for about 5 minutes.
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caffeinefreak, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:05,
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Classic!But you can't forget the other classics from on the pitch such as -
"How's your wife and my kids?"
"Wife's fine, kids are retarded"
"Why're you so fat?"
"Everytime I f*ck your missus, she gives me a biscuit"
I think both were between England & Australia, not sure of players though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:35,
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