Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Fat Bear reminds me...I used to be in the Birmingham University fencing team. The women's squad had a T-shirt printed with the slogan "Fencers do it with a three-foot weapon."
It wasn't funny then, and it's less funny now.
I'll stop wasting your time, shall I?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:59,
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I believethat my old college friend used to have a shirt that said 'Pianists use ALL their fingers'.
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archaeologistsdo it outdoors/in the mud/in holes.
All true.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:03,
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Yah."Surveyors have the best rods."
"Mechanics have the best tools."
and so on...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:04,
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@EnzymedIgging, damn you! Digging.
Wait... are you bringing you car to the bash next week...?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:05,
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a couple more seen around Aberdeen uni."Geologists make the bed rock"
"[name], top of the class in B.Ed"
(bachelor of education for those not in the know)
On the back of a friends engineering hoodie (as chosen by her...)
"Erection Specialist"
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D&D?I once saw something similar around Manchester Met, on what can only be described as a cliched nerd of a man:
"Rogues do it from behind"
.....Yes, I secretly wanted it. =D
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