Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My motherFor her birthday a few months ago, I got my mum a hand-held massager. One of those things that you hold against your neck when your husbands too bloody lazy to give you a decent massage.
The last time I saw her she thanked me for the wonderful vibrator I got her.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:10, 4 replies)
How cana bloke be too lazy to give a massage? I love giving massages. Especially the full body ones.:D
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I'll massageyour mum.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:16,
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Terando you give lessons?
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I've been thinking about itBUt can never work out how much to charge. A free tip: Its all in the fingers.
Edit: and a working knowledge of pressure points is good too.
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