Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Simon GroomeBlue Peter - sometime in the 1980; piece on the restoration of a couple of large door knockers from York Cathedral (I think). The piece comes to an end and the camera cuts back to Mr Groome seated on the sofa. He takes his cue and comes out with; "I think we all agree that they are a magnificent pair of knockers"
12 year old schoolboy hilarity for weeks after
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:58, 3 replies)
YupI remember this well. Still gets trotted out from time to time on the telly. Along with the little girl on Tiswas, reading out some sporting news and referring to the 'Grand Prioks'. On being tld that it's pronounced 'Grand Prix', she was adamant that 'it says pricks here'.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:33,
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Says "Pricks" here...I think you'll find the little girl was Susan Tully of tedious soap opera Eastenders fame.
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Repeat OffenderThis bloke had some serious form. I'm sure the berk on one prog had to talk to someone who trained guide dogs. The two lovely labradors were enjoying bounding around out of camera shot, and the trainer was beginning to get annoyed at their unwillingness to come back to heel when called.
The delightful Simon said
"They're not taking a blind bit of notice!"
The best bit was that his voice tailed off after the word "blind", as his walnut-sized brain finally caught up with his runaway gob.
Twat.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:57, closed)
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