Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I've just got a gaz.It's from a b3tan, who tells me that she's making lasagne with aubergine.
Immediately, I had a mental image of an aubergine being carefully placed between soft folds of pasta. And that struck me as an utterly filthy innuendo.
Thank you, b3ta, for corrupting me.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:17,
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...you should see what I did with the cream cheese.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:20,
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STOP IT!Stopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopit!
Oh, all right. Carry on.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:22,
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that's nothingWhen I make lasagne I get white sauce EVERYWHERE
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@Enzymeyou realise people are supposed to think that we gaz porn and filthy hot smut to each other, not recipes for bloody aubergine lasagne. I have an image to uphold and you've just ruined it.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:35,
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I thought you'd gone homeIf you were my student I'd fail you for using Wikipedia as a primary source. Especially when al's been playing fast and loose with it.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:40,
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