Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Watching a local Ladies Football Match(Well, sometimes you have to !)
Two players collide and one gets her knee nicely sliced open.
"Oooh !" says my mate "She's got a Nasty Gash"
"Yep, and now she's got a badly cut knee too !"
says me.
Cue falling around giggling !
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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:43,
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