Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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SchoolThe students were divided between three 'halls', to make it easier for assemblies, etc. One of the halls would post a riddle each week on the hall noticeboard. The winning student would get chocolate or some such.
One week, the riddle was "What gets broken every time it's used?". The answer of course, was "silence", because when you speak it, the silence is broken.
I however, immediately and naively jumped straight to 'hymen'. I did not submit this answer to the Head of Hall.
EDIT: Not really innuendo, but I couldn't think of anything else whenever I saw the notice for the next week.
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:36,
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Hmmmm,Well you can only break a hymen once, so your smart answer doesnt really work. And then when you do break it, its not being used as such.
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