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Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Across the Pond Crossed Wires
Everybody knows that in the US they call it an elevator, whereas Blighty calls it a lift, they have fries, we have chips, tomato tomato (doesn't work as well in print, does it?) etc etc.

There are some things you have to learn for yourself.

Religious Friend 1: Oh, I really miss being home
Religious Friend 2: Yeah, me too. We have this really cool Rabbi, he wears red suspenders...
Me: Um, wtf?!?
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:04, 6 replies)
Hurrr
I had to look up what the UK definition of suspenders was, but then I lol'd. I hate being American sometimes.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:13, closed)
I just had to look up the american for suspenders
I love being British!
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:12, closed)
I just had to look up the american for suspenders
I love being anything but american
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:17, closed)
What is your friend doing looking at his suspenders?

oh...
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 2:31, closed)
I just had to suspend looking up Britain and America,
it was driving me mad.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 8:14, closed)
You think you guys have it bad?
I have a largely visual memory, so I automatically get updates, live, in glorious mental image technicolour. Mind you, the fishnets did suit him...

I love being able to imagine people starring in the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the drop of a hat.


(For those of you who can't be bothered to look it up, In America suspenders are the kind of braces you use to hold your trousers up, whereas in the uk it's a girdle aka kinky underwear)
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:46, closed)

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