Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not accidental at allBut very very funny if there are loads of lads about - usually results in a lager spitting contest....
I quite like my make up. I particularly like a quite pricey brand that does interesting colours with interesting names that's similar to Turban Dick, eh?
They have a particularly fine lip gloss (and eyeshadow and eyeliner but that's not nearly so funny) in a very red shade called 'Gash'
Oh yes.
Cue all my mates in the pub having a conversation about my gash. How lovely and red and shiny it is, how nice it smells, and how nice it is I can get my gash out in the pub and they can all try a bit, and how it makes their lips all glossy......
A whole table of women asking to look at and smell your gash is quite amusing.
Causes much hilarity when we've all had a few. It's technical name is ultraglide which of course is even funnier......
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:14, Reply)
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