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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Apologies for off topic
*points to sig*
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:30, 14 replies)
*high-fives*
Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:30, closed)
congratulations!
well done :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:31, closed)
Thanks guys
Really really pleased about this :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:33, closed)
Well done, Becky!!
Woo!

(I may have missed the memo tho... Whatcha doooin'?)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:38, closed)
Well done Becks!
*goes back to work muttering and crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:40, closed)
Going to be
going back to trainee veterinary nursing DIT. So lots of getting pissed on/shat on/vomited on/sticking thermometers up rottweilers bums/getting scratched by pissed off cats etc...

Hurrah

Edit: Why are you crying Bert?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:44, closed)
@DiT
She's collecting protection money for the Mob.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:44, closed)
woo, yay!
which thread are we hanging about in?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:51, closed)
and on a friday too!
well done twinkle

x
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:03, closed)
Frightened!
Can't find anyone! Is this where we are? Have you all just gone quiet?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:52, closed)
Congrats
Well done le becky. Im just on my lunch break, topping up my bru levels. Only 4 hours to go and then it turns into the weekend!
This message is posted from my mobile.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:01, closed)
Thanks you all muchly
xx

Edit: Clendrix, we've got a thread set up on page one for anyone who wants to join us
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:05, closed)
Late to the party
but well done you!

Take a bow - and a *click* for good luck
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:06, closed)

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