Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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It's a French thingQuite a few don't distinguish between hard and soft vowel sounds (as these aren't used in French) so in a shop dedicated to the great outdoors the then future wife asked for the "Freedom of the heels".
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:29, 3 replies)
'freedom of the heels' eh?Corrr! Innuendo-mungous!
'The heels' - geddit? 'Freedom of' -eh? Eh! Say no more!
Nope, me neither
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:37,
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^concurs^Post: nil
Reply: one.
Away win.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:42,
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